Author: The Psychic Critic

Want to know whether to see it or skip it? Just ask the psychic critic. After spending countless years of his life seeing bad movie after bad movie his hatred for such dreckitutde distilled into a keen sixth sense allowing him to spot the duds with only a trailer and a movie poster serving as his talismans. If you’ve got a minute to spare the psychic critic will save you 90 minutes more.

KMK: A Psychic Critic Review | Kick Ass

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Movie: Kick Ass Director: Matthew Vaughn (Layer Cake) Starring: Aaron Johnson(….), Nicolas Cage( white Elvis!), Poster: The colorful neon latex costumes are giving me visions of Joel Schumacher’s horrible Batman and Robin. Artificial nipples anyone? The splashes of neon paint blood like on the background give me a vision of something promising. Trailer: Irreverent, witty […]

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KMK: A Psychic Critic Review | The Crazies

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Movie: The Crazies Director: Doesn’t matter Star: Timothy Olyphant (Deadwood, Damages, Hitman) Radha Miller (um….) Trailer: Okay, lets start with the horror 101 checklist: 1. Handsome, brave leading man? Check. He’s even a sheriff. 2. Buxom and plucky hot chick? Check. His wife, possibly girlfriend. 3. Wisecracking funny sidekick? Check. The deputy. Funny looking at […]

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