So the annual battle for the title of Miss Universe went down in Mexico.
Miss Japan, Riyo Mori, snatched the crown and left all comers in eating her the train of her gown.
Now, I didn’t watch and I don’t know if she’s a chemical engineer or a nuclear physicists or a waitress at Hooters, but she’s is definitely gorgeous so kudos to Japan!
They haven’t had a reigning Miss Universe since 1959.
Meanwhile, Rachel Smith of the USA took a tumble, but recovered nicely. It’s not like she fell into the audience or the orchestra pit or anything.
Now, can someone please explain why it’s called Miss Universe and not Miss World?
I mean, the only contestants are from Earth, not Mars and Jupiter, and Uranus
(Insert Crass Joke about Contestants here).
Oh well, I would have rather watched the mock pageant going on across town with Miss Sexual Health and Miss Marijuana.
