Your Guide to Survive & Thrive in Korea

KMK: Updated E-2 Visa CBC

KMK: Updated E-2 Visa CBC

If you’re like me and have already completed the E-2 visa criminal background check you probably think  you’e all set and sitting pretty. Unfortunately, if you’re in a similar situation as me then you’d be wrong. You see I am currently seeking another position and my potential new employer doesn’t...
KMK: Top Ten Apps for Expats in Korea

KMK: Top Ten Apps for Expats in Korea

I love my smart phone. It has become an indispensable part of my life. It’s practically attached to my hand. Armed with my I-phone and an army of Apps I’m practically Superman. Hungry? There’s an app to tell you where to eat and how to get there. Bored? A slew of games...
KMK: Coex Wine Buffet

KMK: Coex Wine Buffet

The wine buffet at the Intercontinental Coex Hotel executes a flawless victory night after night. Of course, it helps that the luxurious surroundings lend itself to an experience of debauchery and devilment. The lobby is simultaneously spacious airy and uncommonly intimate courtesy of the light show that drenches the high back love...
KMK: Liquid Soul

KMK: Liquid Soul

a recent Friday night my gal pals Geninine and Veniese whisked our flock of friends away to a fabulous cocktail bar in the French area of Seoul. One speedy cab ride was all it took to find ourselves at Liquid Soul. This trendy little spot oozes style with a sharp...
KMK: 12 Rules for Expat Life in Korea

KMK: 12 Rules for Expat Life in Korea

CNNGO recently published Kyle Burton’s 12 rules for expat life in Korea. I’m a little behind on the ripples through the Korean blogosphere. If you haven’t seen the reaction then you can check out what Roboseyo, Chris in South Korea, Paul Ajosshi, and Dave Willis each had to say. The...
KMK: Czechoslovakianese?

KMK: Czechoslovakianese?

The 사무실 Transcripts from a “frustrating-when-it’s-happening”, but “funny-in-retrospect” foreigner-infused Korean workplace. Gaston: “Rolanda, Czechoslovakia citizen is what?” Rolanda: “Um, a person who was born, raised and has a passport from the Czech Republic…in Europe.” Gaston: “Please come and look at this resume.” Resume says “Citizen – Cherokee Nation of Oklahoma”...
KMK: Ten Warning Signs Not to Sign Your Contract

KMK: Ten Warning Signs Not to Sign Your Contract

If you’re thinking about coming to South Korea on an E2 visa then you’re standing in the shoes of a lot of people who’ve come before you. You’re probably running on equal parts excitement and anxiety. So it’s understandable that the prospect of a yearlong adventure in a foreign land...
KMK: Platoon Kunsthalle Night Flea Market

KMK: Platoon Kunsthalle Night Flea Market

Platoon Kunsthalle Night Flea Market KICK ASS KOREA reason 5 As you approach the first thing you notice is the flicker of strobe lights splashed on the buildings. Then, as you come closer, the rumble of hip hop beats grows. Nearby, passerby on their own evening adventure slow, heads rubbernecking...
KMK: Queer Seoul Series Part One

KMK: Queer Seoul Series Part One

Queer Seoul Series An Expat Guide to Queer Seoul Part I: The Hidden Ten Percent Seoul is a city teeming with millions. Millions! Wikipedia puts the number of Seoulites in the metropolitan area at 23 million. Now as an expat I naively thought that meant the gay population of Seoul...
KMK: South Koreans Wrestle with BOA

KMK: South Koreans Wrestle with BOA

Recently, the NYT has taken an interest in the local Korean ecology. The article in question focuses on Bonogit Hussain, an Indian man, and Hahn Ji-seon, a female Korean friend of his whom both found themselves facing down BOA. If you’ve lived in Korea for any significant amount of time,...
KMK: Phuket - Club Absolute Holiday Scam

KMK: Phuket – Club Absolute Holiday Scam

So, one morning I rose up early to head to the beach for some fun in the not so hot early morning sun. On the way I was stopped by an English man who asked if I too spoke English. Thinking he might be lost and I might be able...
KMK: An Open Letter to Flower Boys

KMK: An Open Letter to Flower Boys

Pardon me for being so forward. I don’t mean to interrupt your wistful gazing of your reflection in your cup of coffee or perhaps your deep contemplation of the latest strapless oversized leather Murse, but I feel compelled to make a suggestion that will hopefully make both our lives easier...
KMK: An Open Letter to Ajummas

KMK: An Open Letter to Ajummas

You may not read this, but I felt compelled to write anyway just to get this off my chest. I hesitated; really, I did, because I thought about the repercussions of how this letter may be received and how it may result in a walking stick to the back of...
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KMK: UMF Korea Electronic Musical Festival

KMK: UMF Korea Electronic Musical Festival

Ultra Music Festival comes again to Korea this time on June 14th and 15th at Seoul’s Olympic Stadium Complex. The infamous event’s line up includes Tommy Trash, Krewella, Roger Shah, Big Bad Nose, DJ Koo, Shinichi Osawa, Riot Gear, Fedde Legrand, Mauri Mora, Shut Da Mouth, Taku Takahashi, Sander Van Doorn, Beat Burger, Boy George,...
KMK: 25 Best Things To Do In Seoul

KMK: 25 Best Things To Do In Seoul

25 Best Things to do in Seoul In the six years since I’ve first come to Seoul I’ve seen the city change in a thousand ways and yet remain the same in others. As of late the media frenzy over North Korea’s antics has people all over the world concerned about their loved ones living...
KMK: Top Ten Obscure Apps for Expats in Korea

KMK: Top Ten Obscure Apps for Expats in Korea

On the heels of my recent post about the top ten apps for expats in Korea I thought I’d delve into the many apps that may not be on most people’s radar. Here are 10 apps for expats that while not as widely known as others still provide valuable information or countless hours of fun...
KMK: Interview - DJ Paul Antoni

KMK: Interview – DJ Paul Antoni

Producer. Remixer. Dj. Paul Antoni slips and slides through Seoul’s burgeoning electronic music scene bent on banging beats to make the body move. A Chicagoan by birth he’s traveled the world and landed here in Seoul, South Korea. For folks not familiar with your music, how would you describe it? Good question Brian. I produce mainly House,...
KMK: JW Mariott Wine Buffet

KMK: JW Mariott Wine Buffet

If you’re anything like me then you adore a fine glass of wine. I may not be on the level of some connoisseurs who can tell you the notes and undertones with such precision that they must have a palette from the gods or a wine class in their background, but I know what I like and I loved what...
KMK: Don Charly

KMK: Don Charly

Six years ago there was practically no sign of Mexican food anywhere in Seoul. Sure, there were one or two out there, whom shall not be named, but on the whole the scene south of the border in Seoul looked bleak. Now, you can’t walk a block without seeing some new twist on Mexican food...
KMK: MangoPlate

KMK: MangoPlate

For the past 7 months, I’ve been trying out this thing called working. By trying out, I mean that there’s been zero room for anything else in my life, and this includes my poor cat who now hates me and tried to piss on me the other night. So my current job stems from annoying...
KMK: St. Patrick's Day 2013

KMK: St. Patrick’s Day 2013

What’s the Craic? Well unfortunately you might have missed it, because it all went down last Saturday. Yup, another year, and another Saint Patrick’s day has come and gone with a celebratory green blur. The last time I attended the festival was way back in 2008 when I had an afro and the event took...
KMK: Dancing 선생님 (Teacher)

KMK: Dancing 선생님 (Teacher)

As of late most of my partying has been happening in Itaewon. I’ve got no beef against “da won” but a man can only take so much of the same before it becomes a bit redundant. Sure, you can throw in a trip to the new Gold Bar but when I know the night is...
KMK: My Seoul is Hangang Park

KMK: My Seoul is Hangang Park

Moving to a foreign country can be daunting. Leaving your old life behind and stepping into the unknown is no small feat. Thankfully a new city brings new experiences. My Seoul is…? is a question that can be answered in many different ways by many different people. Whether it’s unexpected surprises, small comforts, hidden gems, or...
KMK: Bonny Pizza Pub

KMK: Bonny Pizza Pub

Bonny’s Pizza just opened up in the HBC neighborhood. A place that’s not a burger joint has been long overdue. Sure, you’d think pizza already covered by Al Matto up the street or the always reliable though uninspiring Pizza School, but if I thought there would always be room for more pizza. Which makes it...
KMK: Tiger Masala

KMK: Tiger Masala

Owner and chef Lee Seol Hee has brought something new to the HBC/Gyeongridan neighborhood when she opened the doors of Tiger Masala. She really has the market corned on Indian food because there isn’t anything like it in the area unless you plan on trucking it into Itaewon. And if you’re anything like me sometimes...